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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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