- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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