A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

You having friends.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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