- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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