- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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