- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Good afternoon.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Okay, after this one then...

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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