- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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