- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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