- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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