Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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