- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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