How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

My Boyfriend

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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