- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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