Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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