- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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