There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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