I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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kieran is a homosexual

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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call me maybe.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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