How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Anti Joke

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