- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why? Because.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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