- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Prostitution is bad.......

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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