Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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