Racial Equality

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

You idiot.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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