- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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