Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Oh, go away

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Penis

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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