Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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your so fat. your fat!

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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