You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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