- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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