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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

The FCC

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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