What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Once upon a time a was born

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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