knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Fine, ladies first.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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you give like i give lomain

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Cheese

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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