- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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