- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Your so gay, that you like men!

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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