What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Neither did she.

SBB

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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