- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Chris Bosh's neck

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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