- Anti Joke

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

So a seal walks into a club.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic