what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Jack Stevens

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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my egg roll

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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