- Anti Joke

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest