- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Ben Corbishley

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Penis.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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