- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What's green and blue? yellow

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

whats black and strange a paki

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Miscarriages.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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