- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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