- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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