knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Barbara Streisand

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Justin

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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