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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

I love alchohol!

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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