why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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