I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Albino African Americans

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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