- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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