I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

1+1=2

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