- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Tilt your screen back

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

guest what i love pancakes

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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