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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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