Women's Rights Movement

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Sam Hengal.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

guy walks into a bar, ouch

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

You know whats funny Aids

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

what do gay people eat?? food

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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